Ugh! Valentine's...

Candy. Flowers. Jewelry. Dates. Sex. Cuddle. Love.

It's February 14th. Everywhere you look, you see pink and red everything. Everybody excited about the gifts they received from lovers, friends and sideline ho's. I can't take this shit...

I don't believe in Valentine's Day. It's pointless. Seriously, tell me what do you do on this "holiday" that you cannot do on the other 364 days of the year to show your love for someone?

In my opinion, it's an excuse for men and a weapon for women. Think about it. Men go all out of their way, spending money they probably don't even have to buy gifts and treat their lovers out just so they can get some pussy, ass or even dick, if they're on that team. As for women, if they don't get anything, they'll get mad and put the coochie on lockdown clink-clink. Then the poor "cheap ass bastard", as she will call him, will be stuck in the doghouse.

Seriously, the person that I end up with better not have any expectations. Well, maybe except one person...*winks*