Still Waiting for the "Gotcha"

• Montana Fishburne becoming a porn star
• Kat Stacks
• Brian Pumper’s music career
• Nicki Minaj’s “Pink Friday” album title
• Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s marriage
• Ne-Yo’s so-called baby on the way
• Kanye wanting to work with Justin Bieber
• This crap song that Kanye, Beyonce and Uncle Charlie did
• While I’m at it, Kanye’s “Power” video
• Lil B is THE shit
• You dun goof’d.
• Soulja Boy is one of the greatest rappers of all time
• Kelis’s child & spousal support demands breaking Nas
• Sarah Palin. Nuff said.
• Michael Jackson’s death